Mr. Smith we have been getting to many complaints by your female co-workers of your foul mouth towards them. Seeing as its your word against theirs there is not much legal action we can take but in your contract with us in the fine print it does give us the ability to "help you" with your sexual harassment. You will remain a female for three months. In this time you will learn to respect women. If you fail to you will remain a female permanently and be terminated from your position. Any thing you have to say. Yes Mr. Smith those are boobs.